"Sometimes I kick high, Sometimes I punch low."

It has been said many times before that Hip hop culture and kung fu movies are closely related. The countless references to martial arts films in rap joints and groups like Wu Tang Clan have given us proof of that. For broths and sisters that live in the major cities of the US, life can be filled with just as much excitement as these films: plot twists, revenge, love, etc. One can never really tell when they gonna find themselves in a kung fu movie kinda day... so I have compiled a list of ways that you can tell whether or not its time to release your inner Sonny Chiba:

1) You wake up with a nagging urge to avenge your master's death.
2) Your new exercise regimen consists of digging large holes and carrying heavy buckets up impossible flights of stairs.
3) The voices of you and all of your friends have been replaced by British voice actors.
4) An old blind man just beat the tar outta the 10 guys harassing him near the bus stop u waiting at.
5) When u check your mail, you discover you have been invited to compete in "Han's Tournement"
6) The man at the bank answered your question 20 minutes ago... but his lips are still moving.
7) Your girlfriend just got a new job at the bean curd stand.
8) All the guns in your neighborhood have been replaced by nunchaku, chinese broadswords, tonfas and 3 section staffs. (Oh how I wish!)
9) All of your sentences are accented by "heh, right."
10) something you said has just been sampled by the RZA.

I hope that this will guide you through a day that you may have some confusion about. Be diligent. Be daring. And remember folks... "don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

by; Just Putt